Five surgeons from big cities are discussing
who makes the Best patients to operate on. The
first surgeon, from New York, says,

I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second, from Chicago, responds,
Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is
in alphabetical order’

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
chimes in:’You know, I like
construction workers…Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC
shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and
no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.